How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
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As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
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No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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