i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
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Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
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I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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