Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
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i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
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Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
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