Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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