Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
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Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
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Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Last time I checked he was house sitting for his ex while she was out of town with some new dude. He was crying about how the guy told him to stay out of his whiskey while he was gone. That's whipped
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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