I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
Im listening to a jazz version of dick in a box.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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