I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.