I molested 6 butterflies tonight
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
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SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
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Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter