Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
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She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
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This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling