Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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