I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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