he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
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Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
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Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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