If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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