Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
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She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
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They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?