You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover