My liver just broke up with me...
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
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The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
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Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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