that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
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I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
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I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
dude. I can hear the air.
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