My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
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