Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
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