so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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