so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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