Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
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Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
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Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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