Don't you send me to vm
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
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Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
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When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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