At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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