Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
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After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
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I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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