I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
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Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
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Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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