not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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