We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
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You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
4 people stoned, 3 boys I've slept with, 2 I gave chlamydia, and a partridge in a pear treeeeee
How festive
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
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I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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