found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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