just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
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I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
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Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
It's blow job season.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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