So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
Randomize
