They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Umm ok I'm kinda freaked out right now bc the chick that lives next door is either having tantric sex or slowly suffocating her dog to death.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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