But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
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