I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
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You were such a shitshow...I was just standing in the kitchen eating my toaster strudel and you came in, whispered "you didn't see anything" and led him to the couch
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
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I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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