well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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