I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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