READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
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