My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
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I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
You should be grateful to be my roommate. My booty calls always drive you places in the morning.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
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I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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