Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
you didnt know i had herpes?
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
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What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
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You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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