I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
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THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
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She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
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