What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
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He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
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A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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