why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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