You were absolutely insistent that the entire bar knew that it was peanut butter jelly time
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
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Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
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Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
me + whiskey = a bad person
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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