R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
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he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
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At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
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