I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
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