I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
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We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
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It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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