Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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