its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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