these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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