I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
dude. i just ate tomato soup with a funnel. we're out of spoon-straws.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
My vagina is officially offended.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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