Me. At least after what I've been through.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I'm really sorry I bit your mom last night, it was completely uncalled for.
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