I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
pop tarts are not kleenex
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
You ate ashes out of my bong
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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