I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
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Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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