On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
the bouncer just handed me a Starbucks bag of pound cake
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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