At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
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they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Oh god it's open bar.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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