How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
Randomize
