I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
At least make sure they are 18
Why
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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